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Showing posts with label Christmas-poem. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christmas-poem. Show all posts

Sunday, December 1, 2013

A Christmas Post: Funny Christmas Poem: Santas Curmudgeon Version of The Christmas Story











A Christmas Post: Funny Christmas Poem: Santas Curmudgeon Version of The Christmas Story: From Denny:  OK, for the naughty folks out there who enjoy some holiday sarcasm comes this silly poem sure to make you grin - or wince.

Just when everyone is tired of making nice to the relatives just read this one aloud to the gathering to cut the grumbling.  Sure to make some folks howl with delight or indignation!  Oh, look, yet another family fight during the holiday season. :)

Santa Jingle Dog Tags



Make some merry this holiday season! Jingle Jingle!

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Thursday, December 9, 2010

36 Christmas Posts: Music, Humor, Poems, Stories, Quotes

Explore a bonanza of Christmas offerings from music to humor to quotes to food and lots of good stories - and poems, both original and traditions from the past.




From Denny:  The adventure of blogging began two years ago and I've never looked back. Talk about fun! Christmas will always remain my favorite time of the year. Yes, I'm one of those people who holds in their heart the mantra of "I Believe!" Santa represents the goodwill spirit that humanity needs to cultivate and spread in abundance from generation to generation.  Goodwill is the fuel we all need on the Path of Hope as each generation struggles to learn and grow.

These posts represent two year's worth of posts. If I keep at it, just think, in a couple of more years I might make it to 100 Christmas posts! :) Take a look and take your pick to nourish your Christmas Spirit and help soothe your stress that always seems to visit during the holiday season.

Thank you for all your support on all my blogs this year! And may you and yours enjoy a wonderful New Year as well!



Lots of Christmas season humor to make you laugh during the stressful holiday rush:


Funny Christmas Conversations Story - Do you remember the funny and downright lame excuses your parents used to give you when talking about Santa coming to visit on Christmas Eve? 3 videos, Cajun Night Before Christmas video poem.

Funny Christmas Cartoons - Check out the irreverent cartoonist offerings for the holiday season.

Funny Holiday Fashion: Gluttony Pants - Get the latest holiday clothing to ensure comfortable holiday feasting.

Funny Life Cartoons This Week - 6 Dec 2010 - Enjoy some laughs while you shop til you drop this holiday season.

The Funny Side of Christmas - Cheeky Quote Day! 16 Dec 2009

Cheeky Quote Day! 23 Dec 2009

Funny Christmas Quotes and More Holiday Fun

Funny Story: Lovable Inflatable Christmas Louise - Don't you just love it when your friends send you these hilarious emails by anonymous authors?

Santas Curmudgeon Version of The Christmas Story

Funny Essay on Why Santa Must Really Be A Woman - Check out the funny reasons why someone thinks Santa might really be female (warning: slightly risque Photoshop photo)

Roundup of Late Night Funnies 28 Dec 2009

Lampooning Late Night Funnies Roundup 21 Dec 2009

Roundup of Late Night Funnies 7 Dec 2009

Editorial Cartoons 5 Dec 2009

Fun Christmas Blog Post Dividers and Animations



Holiday Food:

Holiday Recipes From Dennys Food and Recipes






Serious Christmas posts, poetry and music:

Gifts From The Heart, A Christmas Poem

A Man In Love - A true story of just how far a man will go to survive when he is in love during war time - a holiday poem story about the struggle for love reunited.

Christmas Poem: Some Children See Him

Christmas Love Story: The Burglars Christmas

Christmas Story: The Gift of the Magi

Christmas PEACE Poem by Longfellow: Christmas Bells

Original Christmas Poem Story: The Night Before Christmas

The Nativity Christmas Story Retold Thru Unusual Questions

Christmas Story: Yes, Virginia, There is a Santa Claus

Christmas Story: Christmas Day in the Morning

Lanugages of the World: How to Say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Original Story by Dickens: A Christmas Carol






Music videos:

Music Video: You Raise Me Up by Josh Groban

Music Video: The Prayer by Josh Groban, Celine Dion, Charlotte Church

Music Video: In The Arms Of The Angel by Sarah McLachlan and Josh Groban

Music Video: O Holy Night by Celine Dion

Music Video: Note to God by David Foster and Charice

Music Video: The Christmas Shoes

Music Video: Where Are You Christmas? by Faith Hill

Music Video: Mary, Did You Know? By Clay Aiken




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Monday, December 6, 2010

Gifts From The Heart, A Christmas Poem

Waging war in our society: the warm simplicity of gifts from the heart vs. the insecurity of goliath consumerism.




From Denny: Somehow this year's holiday season has taken on an intensified gravity since the economic downturn. Finally, after decades of excess consumerism, the whole world has turned their thoughts to serious and deeper thinking beyond how much they can spend at the local mall for Christmas. While I enjoy the giving of gifts as much as the next person, at some point it's wise to balance it with reflection upon the season. It's good to be generous with others on more levels than a present under the tree.

While I was researching for some wonderful Christmas quotes there are a number that stood out and really helped the thinking process for this poem story. Three are incorporated into the poem and here are a few more:



Quotes

Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts. - Janice Maeditere

I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month. - Harlan Miller

Perhaps the best Yuletide decoration is being wreathed in smiles. - Anonymous



And a tiny Christmas poem:


A Christmas candle is a lovely thing'
It makes no noise at all,
But softly gives itself away. - Eva Logue










Gifts From The Heart


Isn’t it odd how the Christmas season is already upon us?
The TV news declares skinny wallets for the holidays.
The TV blares at us to go shopping on Black Friday.
The very name is creepy, more so when you realize one thing:
That’s the time of year when businesses finally turn a profit.
They are hoping against Hope for this season of gift giving
As the escalating volume follows me out of the room, escaping their plea.





Get validated twice...




Every year someone speaks up, refocusing us away from consumerism.
Every year most of it falls on deaf ears, “The Reason for the Season.”
Every year I choose to think my own thoughts of Life’s mysteries.







For millennia sage thinkers gifted us inspiring thoughts of Wisdom.
Hope offered up for humanity while they pondered the human condition.







Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness, says the Chinese Proverb.
How true it is to light our inner candle than to complain there is no light in the world.







Buddha advised, Just as a candle cannot burn without fire, man cannot live without a spiritual Life.
How true it is that a person is but a sleep-walking body if not enjoying their spirit.







There it is, the Truth: For the spirit of Christmas fulfills the greatest hunger of mankind, says Loring A. Schuler.
There is something deep inside every person that can feel empty.
There is that intangible something that craves more from the world than we can touch.
There is something we can’t seem to well define yet desire anyway with a ranging search.







We keep looking outside ourselves for something more, something greater.
Yet what we want, what we look for unceasingly, lives quietly waiting inside us.
What is greater can be found by turning our eyes inward to find the mystery.







The spirit of Christmas is about Love, a Love without limits, filling up that void.
The spirit of Christmas is about Hope, a Hope to recognize all that we are now.
The spirit of Christmas gathers up the whole world into a conspiracy to Love.
And that’s why Jesus came, to remind us to reconnect and choose to Love.






When we choose to really Love, the problems suddenly and easily evaporate.
Loving involves us in caring and listening - then the inner wars swiftly halt.
Loving feeds us with so much energy all wars cease, transforming into Peace.

Love + Peace = Joy in the New World!



Denny Lyon
Copyright 10 Dec 2009
All Rights Reserved



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Photo Credits

Christmas tree photo by SashaW @ flickr

Jesus is Lord parking sign photo by PetroleumJelliffe @ flickr

Hanukkah menorah photo by skpy @ flickr

Candles in the wind photo by Photos8.com @ flickr

Christmas is coming red star photo by alicepopkorn @ flickr - When you do things from your soul, you feel a river moving in you, a joy. - Rumi

Old church door photo by Photos8.com

Candle in the window of Jesus’ Tomb, Jereusalem photo by Photos8.com @ flickr - "Jesus Tomb Window - Window on the Rotunda in the Church of the Holy Sepulchre, Jerusalem. The Rotunda of the Anastasis beneath the larger of the church's two domes, in the center of which is The Edicule of the Holy Sepulchre itself. The Edicule has two rooms. The first one holds The Angel's Stone, a fragment of the stone believed to have sealed the tomb after Jesus' burial. The second one is the tomb itself."

Holy Dip in sea at dawn at Dhanuskodi photo by sunciti_sundaram, TO VIEW VARIETY @ flickr

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